Manifesto

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Dummies 2004-5

On my bi-annual visit to the library, I felt that feeling for the first time, not love for a young first year lady, nor the urge to study, but guilt, I have taken for so long and never given back. Now it is my chance to make a difference and contribute. After a brief moment of reflection, I slapped myself and went a bought a chicken burger, thankfully the feeling passed, and my life continued as normal.

Over the next few weeks, the feeling would return to haunt me more and more often. At first I used vodka to ignore it and later was forced to use mescaline to dull the pan of my hollow existence, but then the pterodactyls became to menacing.

The emptiness inside me was becoming too much until one Sunday morning while talking to my toilet I became enlightened, it came to me like pure truth. I knew what I had to do. It was then that I decided to run the good race, defend the weak against the combined tyranny of the traffic services and the library staff who won't share their staplers. I would fight to keep the library open on Sundays during exams, take arms if necessary. But most of all I would provide a transparent effective link between students and the varsity authorities, and promote their true wants at an executive level.

"Because I feel like you on Saturday morning, I'll open the library on Sundays during EXAMS. Providing staplers when you need them, where you need them.

I CARE"